Songs I Never Ever Want to Hear Again (10)

Sisqo, “The Thong Song”

I hate to object to a song based only on the lyrics because there are some great songs with some really stupid messages, but “The Thong Song” is just an abomination to all that is holy. It will never make my “booty go da na da na,” whatever the hell that means. It actually makes me want to put on a pair of granny panties, clutch my pearls, and say, “Well, I never!”