Anything by the Black Eyed Peas

The most virulent offenders are, of course, “I Got a Feeling” (no, sorry, not interested in having a good night with you) and “Let’s Get It Started” (sorry, I don’t think being “retarded” in here is a good idea) but really, just leave all the B.E.P. songs off of your party playlist. Then again, if you’re the kind of person who would play any of their songs at a party, I probably already pressed “Will Not Attend” on your Facebook invite.