4 Non Blondes, “What’s Up?”
This is only a get-a-party-started song if you hang out with drunk lesbians or do a lot of karaoke, but you know there are people holding Corona long-necks with their arms around each others shoulders singing, “And I said Heyyyyyy-ayyyyyy-ayyyy-yayyy-yay. Heyyyyyy-ayyyyyy-yay. I said Hey!” right this very moment. And that’s the problem. The shouty chorus is enough to get lodged in your head as it is, but when it’s being eviscerated by 10 drunk people at the top of their lungs, it’s enough to puncture an eardrum.