Songs I Never Ever Want to Hear Again (3)

LMFAO, “Shots”

I’ll admit, the beat is enough to make me want to do a little shimmy when I hear it in the club, but as soon as it gets to the part with Li’l Jon and company shouting, “shots shots shots shots shots,” I just want to find the nearest fat fart boy holding a bottle of Jaegermeister, douse him with the bottle, and set him on fire. This is the song your grandfather was worried about when he used to bitch about “that rap music.”