Love Songs We Never Want to Hear Again (16)

One Direction, “Little Things”

On this acoustic valentine (written by Fiona Bevan and Ed Sheeran), the teen-pop gods congratulate themselves for loving you despite your manifest imperfections. Harry Stiles sings: “You never want/To know how much you weigh/You still have to squeeze into your jeans/But you’re perfect to me.” Well, not perfect perfect. More like, ya know, fat. Harry, your depth frightens us.