Love Songs We Never Want to Hear Again (13)

Elton John, “Can You Feel the Love Tonight”

Erm, no, actually. Maybe if you’re one of the animated big cats in The Lion King, the Disney film Sir Elton penned this cornball ballad for. “It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds/believe the very best” he croons. If you say so, Reg. The rest of us believe this could be your all-time cheesiest moment.