Love Songs We Never Want to Hear Again (19)

If you didn’t know what foreplay is, you aren’t ready to have sex. That is what “Hello” is to me: all main event without any warm-up, like moving from a handshake to a cum shot in 60 seconds. It’s okay, Adele. I can find a place in my heart to forgive you, even if your song trained me to cringe when I hear the word “hello”. I wasn’t crazy about this song, so naturally, my ears bleed every time I hear it. Goodbye, Adele.

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